Breakfast Of Champions - Band Biographies

FRANCIS - Guitar

Fave Colour – Turquoise

Fave Bands – Pixies, Camper Van Beethoven, No Means No

Hobbies – Sarcasm, Guitar Noodling, Verbal Windage

Accent – Still Canadian

Eyes – Blue And Twinkley

Hair – Yes

Former Jobs – Child, Cook, Painter, Destruction (Opposite Of Construction), Busking, Book Seller, Info Booth Worker, Smartass (Volunteer)

Fave Guitars – Fender Stratocaster, Martin Acoustics

1 st Record Purchased – Uncle Bob and Archies Xmas Songs

Likes To Drone On About – Volcanoes, Winnipeg

Fave Short Story – When He Came Home, The Dinosaur Was Still There

Edmund - Bass/Vocals

Name - edmund hornsby

Height - 6 foot

Reason for hair - unknown

Number of records owned - lots

Favourite album - changes weekly, usually between a pixies one and a cable (uk) one

Bands that he's liked and cursed out of existence by liking - compulsion, belltower, bennet, becketts, cable, done lying down...there'll probably be more

Favorite cheese - eementalle

Most absent skill - spelling of cheeses

Bands he wishes he could like in order to curse them out of existence - stereophonics, manic street preachers, coldplay and anything the swine cowell likes.

Songs he plays when dj-ing that the crowd rarely go for, much to his bemusement - cake 'never there', eels 'souljacker', james brown 'give it up or turnit loose (remix)'...there are others

Favourite book - spike milligan 'mussolini and my part in his downfall'

Interesting facts - can't do judo due to overly flexible arms

Planet of original - let's face it, saturn. Or whatever planet stretch armstrong came from.

Catchphrase - 'oh, good grief' (and rightly so)

Mark - Guitar

Mark Arends

D.o.b - 18/1/82

Place of birth - liverpool

Joined band - y2k

Role within band - youth and general guitar noise

Favourite bands - The beatles, r.e.m., the pixies, smashing pumpkins, green day

Favourite guitar - les paul standard

Previous band - dionysus (1998-2000 r.I.p.)

Likes - tea, chocolate, football, star wars, guitar based music

Dislikes - milk, marmite, cricket, real wars, non guitar based music

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