LYRICS
HERE'S SOME LYRICS I FOUND....
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Wanker
You are such a beautiful man I wish I was half as perfect as you.
She should think herself such a lucky man to have you to out with and fuck her too.
I never tire of hearing you say of all the dangerous games that you play.
All the time you were sleeping with Julie and Roberta, but what she doesn't know doesn't
hurt her.
You're my hero, (Oooh la la la...)
See you on a saturday night, dressed in your smart but casual clothes.
Eyeing up all the underage girls, if they look old enough then they are as every lad
knows.
I never tire of hearing you say of all the dangerous games that you play.
Treat them mean, and you keep them that much keener, that's what you told me in the back
of your Cortina.
You're my hero, (Oooh la la la...)
You are such a beautiful man I wish I was half as perfect as you.
She should think herself such a lucky man to have you to out with and fuck her too.
I never tire of hearing you say of all the dangerous games that you play.
All the time you were sleeping with Julie and Roberta, the three of you playing hide the
frankfurter.
SHE LET YOU INSIDE HER, THAT WAS VERY BRAVE OF HER
YOU DIDN'T THANK HER, YOU'RE A WANKER.
Colossal Man
F A Bb F A Bb G G# F
I am a lion tamer I keep the teeth and claws at bay, every day.
F A Bb F A Bb G G# F
I am a dragster racer, that's why I'm dressed up like someone from happy days.
G Bb
I'm a superhero, ready, fighting on the city streets.
F C Dm A F C Dm A Bb C F
I am a colossal man, I am a colossal man, standing at about ten feet tall.
F A Bb F A Bb G G# F
I AM ELVIS PRESLEY, we are the same person the king and I.
F A Bb F A Bb G G# F
Gives me time to be a lemming pilot. I show my bravery just from the fact that I die.
G Bb
I'm a cassanova with these women falling at my feet,
F C Dm A F C Dm A
I never dissapoint, I never dissapoint,
Bb C F
Especially when I'm between the sheets.